Back by popular demand:
Plausible-looking hack in Lincoln’s Inn: “Well can you just call Boris and say…” (the day after Brexit result when Boris was not to be seen.)
mother and toddler scene 1: “I don’t want to take my princess dress off, I’m a CATERPILLAR”
mother and toddler scene 2: “what do you want” (angry muttering) (loop repeats many times) “what car do you want?” (Final explosion with tears) “I want MY car”.
“In my mind’s eye I’ve always wanted a gold necklace.”
“How many courses did we have at lunch?” “Eight, and the lobster before of course.”
“He has a very distinct palate for a cat, he likes olive oil.”